A responsible person would spend their evening finishing up things for work. This same responsible person might also start planning for work tomorrow. Those things would be accomplished by a responsible person. An irresponsible person would spend the evening watching basketball and making the following observations:
-The Hawks and the Bulls showed up in Chicago and a college basketball game broke out. Halftime score was Hawks - 30 Bulls - 34
-The average alcoholic/drug abusing basketball fan might actually mistake this for a college game. Former college standouts seen on the court thus far: Kirk Heinrich, Tyrus Thomas, Joakim Noah, Luol Deng, Ben Gordon, Chris Duhon, Al Horford, Marvin Williams, Josh Childress and Josh Childress' afro.
-Speaking of Josh Childress' afro, isn't it amazing? It seems like such a throwback. Everytime I see him on the court I feel like I should see him taking outlet passes from Bill Walton or throwing up dimes to Walt Clyde Frazier. Now that I mention hair...
-Have you seen Marquis Daniels current..ehem...style? I'm searching for words to describe this...this...coiffure. It's like he made pony tails all over his head and pulled them back together on the crown of his head then pilled the various strands on top of each other in random fashion (see how confused I am? Do you see the run-on sentence I just wrote trying to describe it?). The pile of hair he has makes me think of a samurai's hairstyle, but I have absolutely no idea why it makes me think of that...
-Inexplicable NBA ad #3,467. "Come see your Nuggets play! See A.I! Melo! Najera!" I swear I didn't make that last part up. I like Eddie Najera, really I do, but isn't Marcus Camby a bigger star? Hell, even Linas Kleiza is more exciting as a player. Najera is like a slightly more talented and less prone to grimacing Mark Madsen. I did just find this out though, he makes JUST shy of $5 million this year. I wish I was making that up. Speaking of over paid...
-Travis Diener is like that prick you played against in Y-League that you KNEW wasn't better than you. He just happened to be a better ball handler, passer, scorer, a little faster and...shit.
-The Nuggets dancers are wearing some little pink and white ensemble that is just, Sweet Jesus, I gotta go.
-Dusty
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
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1 comments:
Thank you so much for writing about Marquis Daniels hair. I am his stylist and I am almost moved to tears that you would take time to talk about his hair.
Please do not waste time trying to explain what I create. Just stick to sports and I will stick to styling :)
All the best
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