Damnit!

Sorry for the gap in post. I am evil mad. I am punching someone who doesn't deserve it in the face mad. PUNCH. KILL. KILL. KILL.

Again, I apologize but the just ended Rockets game floors me, Stu Jackson and Bob Delaney just bent us over a Sacramento and Portland style table. I digress. Fuck!

Anyway, lets talk about the start to the playoffs, piece by piece...

The Suns can honestly say that meeting the Spurs in the first round makes their trade a wash at best. Even if they are better next year this was supposed to be an instant fix trade, and it certainly is not. Shaq and the Sols are about to be the lamest team in this season's playoffs. Dusty will kill me once I jinx this, but I think the Spurs have effectively phallic slapped the Spurs.

Philly! The column I wrote about the coach of the year makes you think now doesnt it! Mo Cheeks is winning a series at 2 to 7 disadvantage. Mo has a team that has no chance winning a big time series right now. Motown is supposed to be in the conference finals again, but they may not make it. Interesting to see how shitty the East really is. This team has played well for half a season and it is not a stretch to call them a danger in the East.

The Hawks won one tonight. The arena was even JV with the shot clock issues, but at least they won one in their first playoff series in years. If Josh Smith doesn't go J.R. Rider he could be Dominique Wilkins. This kid can hang numbers in any category against anyone. If he was tuned into the game he would be Kobe and Lebron good. I think he is the new Rasheed. More intersting... Al Horford will kill the dick out of anyone. He talked shit, but Pierce deserved a tech even more if you watch. The vet should not let the rook mindf*ck him. He did.

The Orlando series. Dwight Howard is a beast. A terrifying man who can destroy the inside. Somehow, I think what Bosh has done is even more impressive though. Superman is awesome; Shaq redeux awesome. Bosh has a chance to really set it off though. Chris is a great player on a team that would confuse a mosaic artist. The Raptors overall composure sucks. Chris is making them look good though. Have you ever seen a team with two decent point guards that looked this bad though?

The Wiz. Someone needs to hate Lebron. I do. Everyone in Washington does now. The Wiz could kick the shit out of the Cavs if Lebron wasn't as good as he thinks he is. Lebron has become abrasive, but he actually is that good. Damn. I want to see a gimpy Gil light'em up. I also want to see Tough Juice mollywop some folks.

The NO Hornets are gang busters. You know I hate. You know who I hate. They don't get a direct mention, but they won't matter anyway. Go Hornets, GO. Chris Paul is scary good. Dallas losing warms my heart.

Kobe beating the Nugs is unsurprising. The Nugs could be good, but they are getting killed right now. They should be looking for a draft pick, but we know that they will suck ass into the fiture given their cap situation.

I could talk more, but I am still too misnathropic. more to come soon hopefully

The Captain